2.7
1. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows but Jesus.
2. The responsible reporter, one who is scrupulously honest, will still encounter problems.
3. Abraham Lincoln died on April 15, 1865 after being shot while attending a play at Ford's Theater.
4. My son was born on Nov. 15, 1980. It was a Saturday, so I didn't get to go to the football game.
5. Why don't you come over to my place?
6. Writing for the mass media takes much skill, perseverance and hard work.
7. Wow, I couldn't think of any place better to eat, myself.
8. According to my professor, the world is absolutely, positively flat and you should never forget it.
9. Where are the carpenters, where are the bricklayers and most of all, where are the gardeners when we need them the most?
10. I couldn't come to class today, Jan said because I had the flu.
11. Joe got a new computer, which set his parents back a good bit, and he's been dying to tell everybody about it.
2.9
1. Gilligan was so charmed by the desert aisle, that he decided to marry the movie star.
2. Like that nice Professor said, "we should always study for our exams."
3. The cantaloupe - throwing contest was canceled, due to adverse weather.
4. Rushing to the site of the crime, the prosecuting attorney was horrified at the grizzly murder scene.
5. The criminal alluded police by hiding under a Toyota Corolla.
6. Feigning illness, the President refused to make the trip to Tulsa.
7. Morgan canceled the funeral service after the dead man turned out to be alive.
8. Less than 100 pumpkins were piled into Smith's car.
9. Hurricane Bubba ravaged the Gulf Coast, causing $10 billion in damages.
10. The dancing troop refused to buy their tights at wholesale.
11. Whenever Mark Arnold came to town, the restaurant owners upped the price of rutabagas by 100 percent.
12. The journalist's cannon of ethics prohibits taking gifts from sources.
13. Journalists should be guided by one principle: always be accurate.